actor sits on a chair during performance of My Left Nut

My Left Nut

By Michael Patrick & Oisin Kearney

The True Story of a Belfast boy growing up with no father to guide him through, and a giant ball to weigh him down.

400 millilitres. That’s how much liquid was drained from Michael’s left testicle when he was a teenager. That’s more than a can of coke. He should have told someone sooner, but who could he turn to? His dad died ten years ago and besides, school is full of rumours about what the giant bulge in his trousers actually is. Who wants to stop that?

This show is recommended for ages 14+.


Co Writers: Michael Patrick & Oisín Kearney
Director: Oisín Kearney
Performer: Michael Patrick
Mentor: Emma Jordan

Running time

55 Minutes


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Thanks to:






Municipality of The Hague






Fonds voor de Podiumkunsten

Cultural Ireland

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